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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Rocking the body and other random thoughts

Day 2 of my PSX90 journey.  I must say I feel more worn out than yesterday.  Today's disc was entitled Plyometrics???? I quickly found out that this meant lots of squatting and jumping.  My buddy Josh pointed out to me that I could put the disc on cue, meaning only time I had to hear guy speak was when the routine changed.  Trust me this helps.  Hard for me to listen to someone talk more than I do.
      Routine starts with deep squats and the explosive jumps.  As is custom to anyone that knows me, I say wow this is simple.  By end of thirty seconds my body wants to revolt against me.  One thing I can say about PSX90, you do sweat.  I must say I am proud that I have done two days.  Will I continue, I says yes, my body says we will see.

10 Random thoughts for this fine rainy day.

10.  I want to look like Chris Hemmsworth(Thor).

9.  Kristen Stewart is really hot.

8.  If gas is running out, why are there still new gas stations popping up?

7.  What happens when you mix Monster with Purple stuff?

6.  If your seven year old can beat you in Madden, its time to retire?

5.  Does anyone have a problem with Morning Star products?  Think about it.

4.  Why do hot dogs cost $2.15 at Walmart and almost $5.00 at Kroger's?

3.  Do the Texans plan on getting any free agents?

2.  What is the point of any kind of warranty?

1.  Are the Mayans right? If so, party at Casa del Maurer.

Life is what you make of it, so have a coke and a smile!!!!!!

Monday, June 18, 2012

PSX90 Death Trap

Today, I took the first steps to building my new body. I know, how do we capitalize on perfection? Well, it is not easy.  The hardest part was sticking the stupid disc into the Xbox.  I kid you not: I sat in front of the TV, with the disc in my hand, debating wether or not I should finish leveling up my Beserker on Borderlands(its a video game) or start my journey to a fitter me.  Unfortunately, common sense won out. 
     The music starts, and out comes one of the most annoying person I have ever had the pleasure of turning the channel on, however it was on disc and I was on a mission.  Day 1, Back and Shoulders.  10 minute warm up.  This wasn't to bad.  Extreme my ass!!! As usual, just after I open my mouth bad things happen.  Five different types of push ups.  Dickweed says" Pace yourself. Set your own goal."  So I figured ten was awesome.  Then the woman in the video says thirty.  Well, I am not getting bested by a woman.  So I pump out thirty standard push ups.  Booyah.  I'm good.  20 second rest. Next is the military push up, followed by the decline, then the diamond, and finally, but surely not least, the dive bomber push ups.  Between the four, I don't believe i made 30.  Hell, I didnt even make 20.  The whole time having to listen to Dickweed.  
     Finally ended with ab work out. Eh not so bad.  First day done.  Arms are jelly.  Only 89 days left to go.  I will be ripped.... or dead.